About

What.. are you lost?!

Isn’t the ‘About Me‘ blurb on the right-hand side enough?

Put simply – I’m a software developer / programmer of many languages (including the language of “loooooove!“) from Sligo in Ireland.

If you want to see some of my work, you’ve come to the wrong place!

This is more of a blog / personal site where I’ll be every bit as rude and crass as I bloody well want – just for starters… how about that bloody Piers Morgan, eh? What an arse!

Anyways. If you want to see the various projects, or a “Portfolio” as the Southsider’s call it, that I’ve worked on – click ‘Portfolio‘ in the menu above.. isn’t that obvious, and not too challenging either?! For those too lazy enough to have already started day-dreaming or can’t find or spell ‘Portfolio‘, click the logo below:

If you’re still want to read the various blathering and shite I discuss at length, feel free to browse using the categories above… or you can send me an e-mail by clicking on ‘Contact‘ in the menu – not that I’m gonna reply to it!

Oh.. and if you still can’t get enough of me… links to various social networks are in the footer at the bottom of the page including Twitter (or as I like to call it: “I couldn’t give a monkey’s about what colour your bowel movements are today!“) and Facebook (or as I like to call it: “would ya have a look at that bollocks there.. when he’s not complaining about the household tax, he’s putting up pictures of his kids“).

If you’re offended by anything you read on the site.. well, I’m very sorry… but you can close the site, pick yourself up a nice light novel by Maeve Binchy in the library, have an ice cold glass of lemonade and wait for death! Mmm-kay?

Enough from me!